Santa roti ka ek bite khud kha raha tha aur ek paas baithi murgi ko khila raha tha…
Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?”
Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.”
Sir: Define Energy?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: “and this is called Energy……”
Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop karne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare, Train ke engine ko choom liya !!!
Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do,
Pandit: kyun?
Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg mein jaroorat padegi
Pandit: Agar nark gaye to?
Santa: Punjabi to aati hi hai…
