In a "Mental Hospital"
A journalist asked the Doctor:
Journalist: How do u determine whether to,
admit a patient or not?
Doctor: Well, We'd fill a Bathtub & give a teaspoon,
a glass & a bucket to the patient &
ask them to empty the Bathtub...
Journalist: Oh, Obviously a normal person
would use da bucket bcoz its bigger...
Doctor: "No, A normal person would pull da drain plug!!
Please go to bed No.39; We will start further investigations"...
Aap ne bhi bucket soocha tha na.....
please go to bed no. 40
irl: Main kisi aur se shaadi kar rahi hoon,
Mujhe bhool jao…
Boy: Na tere aane ki khushi,
Aur na tere jaane ka gham,
Dusri patayenge tu jaa behen,
Aaj se tera kissa khatam!
Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu
Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu
Maine toh nayi patta li tujhe kya milla ?
Babaji ka thullu??
For Boys:
WAY 2 IMPRESS a GIRL
Respect her,
Honour her
Love her,
Protect her and
Care for her
BUT
For Girls :
HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY
Just Smile :-)
Bahu: Babuji, I am going to Supermarket
Alok nath: Bahu, Take my Sanskaar!
Bahu: Ab bas bhi karo…
Alok nath: Arrey, I mean my Son’s Car!
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo mein sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai…
Aur sir kehte hain dekho, itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai!!
