Father: Son this time,
you have to score 90% marks in your exams.
Son: No father I'll score 100% marks.
Father: Why are you kidding?
Son: Who started?
One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her.
Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?"
Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?"
"No."
"Hear God?"
"No."
"Feel God?"
"No." This went on for quite a while.
"Well then God doesn't exist."
Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy,
"Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:
"The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students,
and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.
The second time you will be fined $60.
A third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
A male student inquired, "How much for a season pass?".
(Teacher was telling the students about unitary method.)
Teacher: Students,
if 1 man can do a work in 6 days,
6 men can do the same work in 1 day.
Did you understand?
Student : Yes, if 1 boat crosses the ocean in six days,
6 boats cross the ocean in one day.
Teacher in class:
Can anyone tell me what do you get if you
subtract four apples from seven apples?
John: Where are the apples?
