A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them.
