2 lovers were sitting in a park.. eating chips and looking in the eyes of each other
Girl: Jaanu, wat r u thinking?
Boy: Tu mujhse jyada chips kha rahi hai… chatori!!
Wife: Chalo na, Aaj sunday hai, Kahi bahar chalte hain… aur drive main karungi
Husband: Ooh! Matlab jayenge car mein, aur aayenge akhbaar mein!!
Gabbar : Gande..!…
Samba : Tu ganda..!!…
Gabbar : Gande..!…
Samba : Tu ganda..!!…..
Gabbar: Abbe Dhakkan, GUN DE GUN!!
English Teacher: ‘One cute young girl is walking on the road.’
Change this into an
exclamatory sentence.
Student: “Aaila Item!!!”
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin and said, “For best results put on two coats.”
Pandit ka Tota (parrot) roz 1 admi ko dekhta or bolta,
“aur kameene”!!
Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote to danta…
Agle din jab vo admi tote ke karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola…
thoda aage jake us admi ne mud ke dekha to tota haste hue bola..
“SAMAJH TO TU GAYA HI HOGA”!!
Husband: Meri shirt ulti karke press karna.
Wife: Ok.
After 10 minutes
Husband: Meri shirt press ki?
Wife: Nahi…
Husband: Kyun?
Wife: Ulti nahin aa rahi hai!
