A man came home late at night after a party.
His Wife yelled:how would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?
The man couldnt believe his luck, “That Would Be Great” he said.
Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her!
Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too !!
On Thursday his Swelling became Better
And Now He Could See Her From The
Corner Of One Eye……
Biwi ne namaaz padhkar dua ke liye haath uthaye,
par kuchh nahin manga aur haath neeche kar liye!
Shauhar yeh sab dekh raha tha, to puchh baitha..
“Yeh kya? Dua kyun nahin maangi?”
Biwi: Maangne hi lagi thi ki “Allah aapki tamaam mushkile khatam kar de”
Phir socha, Kahin main hi na mar jaaun!
Pati: Aaj khane me kya banaogi?
Biwi: Jo tum kaho…
Pati: Daal chawal banao
Biwi: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
Pati: To sabji bana lo
Biwi: Bahcche nahi khate
Pati: fir keema?
Biwi: mujhe allergy hai
Pati: Parantha?
Biwi: Raat ko paranthe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Biwi: Dahi nahi hai
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Biwi: JO TUM KAHO!
ndian wife sanskaro wali hoti hai
Wo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko
“Abe Gadhe” aur
“Oye Gadhe” ya
“Sun Gadhe”
nahi bolti
Isliye wo short me
“A.G. / O.G./ Suno G” Kehti hain..
