मायके में गयी बीवी के पास पति का फोन आया
पति-हैलो
पत्नी-आज कैसे याद किया
पति-बस ऐसे ही
मच्छर खून पी रहे थे तो याद आ गई तेरी
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:
Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.”
Bartender:“What is a B and C?”.
Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin and said, “For best results put on two coats.”
आज हर लडके को पराठे
और हर लड़की को कराटे सीखने चाहिए ।
पता नहीं कब काम आ जाये...
At Facebook
She-मैं तूम्हें Like करती हूँ
Me: पर मैं तो Like के साथ साथ
Comment भी करता हूँ
She: मर जा, कुत्ते कमीने
Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places!
Officer: Then stop going to those places.
